(Oh, shit. Okay. He's usually the one being made to cry, not the one causing someone else to cry.)

Um. I've never had a taco before?

(Does he apologize? ...Nah.)

Okay, uh, in that case, maybe we should sit you down somewhere. (He's shifting into medic mode. Even if he doesn't really remember much right now, he remembers enough.) You could have a concussion. I can check it out for you.

(He reaches his hand to rest it lightly on the guy's elbow.)

I like to be called my name. Eddie.